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"Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder."
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"A mother’s love: the sacred relationship of affording a nanny so as to be tolerated as a granny."
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"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."
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"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, until it stops beating. Getting ripped out of the chest tends to have that effect."
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"Husband: a man with hopes of being a lover who settles for being a provider, causing his wife to grow suspicious of her depleting jewelry box."
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