More quotes by Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."
"My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster."
"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."
"If our destiny stems from our name, then I weep for the flower named Wilt."
"My father sacrificed his life for our family when I was growing up. He was one of the bravest, wisest, and most unselfish goats I have ever known, and I will miss his cheese dearly."