More quotes by Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."
"I wish the masses of people would all follow my advice, because I'd throw it off a cliff."
"I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning."
"When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We made deodorant."
"My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster."