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"I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone."
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The characters in my dream can vouch for me."
"If religion is a crutch, then society is the broken foot."
"On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones."