There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to b... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."
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"There’s nothing funny about war. Well, aside from this joke Orafoura told me: What did WWI say to WWII? I wish I could tell you the punch line, but the restaurant was so noisy that I didn’t hear it. But I laughed anyway, because I’ll bet it was pretty funny."
"The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her."
"I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead."
"A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait."
"I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone."