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"I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion."

"A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait."

"I’m a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. And I didn’t even try! I simply waited. I’ll bet I could even do it in my sleep."

"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."

"It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food."