"I am Clap Man. It’s a reverse super power, because instead of me doing the heavy lifting, I just applaud and encourage and others do all the work."
"I know the X’s and O’s of football. I just don’t know the other 24 letters. And as a writer, this bothers me."
"She said love her or be tortured by her. I replied, "Torture would be less painful."She didn't realize that I'm a true romantic."
"The heart sees what the eyes do not, and the heart hears what the ears cannot. Sight and sound are vibrations, and so is love."
"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."