The only thing I could love more than you is two of you. And... - Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

"The only thing I could love more than you is two of you. And I suppose three."

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