She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot."

"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."

"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"

"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."

"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."