More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More