I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with lov... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."

"Pain produces progress. So if you truly love me, you will try to hurt me as much as you can. If you really want me to grow as a person, you will water me with betrayal, abuse, neglect, derision, thievery, and possibly even torture."

"A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?"

"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."

"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."