I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refill... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."

"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."

"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"