I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refill... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."

"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."

"I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical."

"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."

"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"