I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refill... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."
"Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic."
"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."