I am not the Bird of Love I once thought I was. But my silen... - Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

"I am not the Bird of Love I once thought I was. But my silence suggests I may be the Pterodactyl of Love."

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