"I am the Anagram of Love. I’m not evil, but I am evol. I guess this also makes me the Palindrome of Love!"
"The sunset faded and blended from pink to peach to mango in a smoothie in the sky. For as long as she doesn’t love me, I will love her."
"About adultery: Don’t go looking for pancakes when you have flapjacks at home."
"A poem for Beth: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I didn’t know what love meant, until I looked it up in the dictionary."
"Our love was covered in fur, yet I was the only one who wanted to pet it."
"Love is something to be treated with awe. Or should it be aww? People don’t know my capacity for love. If you tried to bottle it up, I’m sure it would take at least three thermoses to contain it. And if it did get contained, would you drink my love black, or would you add cream and sugar?"