If my name were C. Ross, I’d definitely be religious. - Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

"If my name were C. Ross, I’d definitely be religious."

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