Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your he... - Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

"You know what I like most about people? Pets."

"Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart."

"I think you know if you disappeared from my life I’d be upset, but ultimately I’d make myself a new invisible cloak, to replace the one you stole."

"People always ask me if I’m into sports, and I say, “Well, isn’t writing a sport? If you’re doing it right, and you have a deadline, you should be sweating."

"Can America get back to a point where politicians are honest? Not unless that point is the tip of a sword."