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"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."
"I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s best."
"There’s nothing funny about war. Well, aside from this joke Orafoura told me: What did WWI say to WWII? I wish I could tell you the punch line, but the restaurant was so noisy that I didn’t hear it. But I laughed anyway, because I’ll bet it was pretty funny."
"If religion is a crutch, then society is the broken foot."
"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"