"Just because I flap my arms, that doesn’t make me a bird. No, I’m a bird because I believe myself to be. That’s the power of faith."
"A leap of faith doesn’t involve leg strength. Still, I can’t take any chances, so I’ve been doing squats."
"How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly."
"I carry a shower curtain folded up neatly in my wallet, because you never know when you’ll never know."
"How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly."
"Sometimes looking like you know is better than actually knowing. People respect you, and defer to you, yet you don’t have the burden that comes with heavy knowledge."