"Just because I flap my arms, that doesn’t make me a bird. No, I’m a bird because I believe myself to be. That’s the power of faith."
"How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly."
"How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly."
"I carry a shower curtain folded up neatly in my wallet, because you never know when you’ll never know."
"Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now all I’m left with is this yummy taco."
"I sell Ziploc bags. They’re not empty—they’re full of hope."