When red-headed people are above a certain social grade thei... - Mark Twain
"When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn."
"When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn."
"A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds."
"It is by the goodness of god that in our country we have those 3 unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them."
"The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for."
"If books are not good company, where shall I find it?"
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."