When red-headed people are above a certain social grade thei... - Mark Twain

"A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds."

"It is by the goodness of god that in our country we have those 3 unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them."

"The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for."

"If books are not good company, where shall I find it?"

"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."