More quotes by Woody Allen

"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."
"It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to."
"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."