More quotes by Woody Allen

"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."
"My brain? That's my second favorite organ."
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
"You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."