More quotes by Woody Allen

"God is silent. Now if only man would shut up."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition."
"Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."