Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ."
"Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!"
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"Marriage is the death of hope."