More quotes by Woody Allen

"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."