Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice."
"To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition."