I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second t... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough estimate."

"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"

"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."