Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."

"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"

"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."

"Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive."

"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"