More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More