Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."