Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before."

"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."

"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."

"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."