Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."

"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."

"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."

"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."