Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lo... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."

"The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her."

"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."

"His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it’s Randy Randy. I always get his first and last names mixed up."

"On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The characters in my dream can vouch for me."