Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lo... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser."

"I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead."

"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."

"I got a new car. I just need to put it together. They’re easier to steal piece by piece."

"She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I didn’t want to stir things up."