I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
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"I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone."
"Goodbyes, they often come in waves."
"I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermine the price of my crop."