I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion."
"I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead."
"I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China!"
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."