I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my better judgment, I can talk myself out of doing anything."

"I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China!"

"It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food."

"I got a new car. I just need to put it together. They’re easier to steal piece by piece."

"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."