I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."
"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."
"I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails."
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."