#tardy

"There’s truth in only having a bicycle seat. I used to skip class and just hold it out in the hallway. When teachers would ask me what I was doing, I’d hold it up and say, “Sorry I’m late."

"I fell in love with her the moment she was late, though neither one of us knew it at the time because she hadn’t arrived yet."

"I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them."

"You just tell me when and where, and not only will I not be there, but I’ll also be late."