Is your Happy Meal full of dancing? Put a box around it and... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Is your Happy Meal full of dancing? Put a box around it and sell it to kids. They could use the exercise."
"Is your Happy Meal full of dancing? Put a box around it and sell it to kids. They could use the exercise."
"Flowers are aromatic and romantic, and they grow exactly the way love does—with plenty of light, and watered with affection."
"The heart is man’s treasure, and that’s why it’s locked in a cage of ribs with only one key. The key isn’t metal or material—it’s the feeling of love."
"If I die with a zillion dollars and you die with zero, our net worth is worthless. All that matters is the love we level across our lives."
"Candle making is a half-ass business, because the product is only useful half the day, at night. Why not make candles that double as dildos, and make it a whole-ass business."
"The Sacred and The Scared. Which of these two categories does your love fall under? I should write a love poem on a rolled-up scroll so you’d know which one categorizes mine."