Is your Happy Meal full of dancing? Put a box around it and... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Is your Happy Meal full of dancing? Put a box around it and sell it to kids. They could use the exercise."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I love deeply. I love long. I love wide and high. That's right, my love is interdimensional, and my vortex will heal your body and soul."
"Let’s do a 50-50 deal, with me getting 75% of the profits, and you getting the other half. That’s how we can both get the most value out of a relationship."
"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."
"I love you the way ice melts in vodka—slowly, seamlessly, and invisibly. It’s a feel-good feeling whether you see it or not."
"Everything I’ve learned about handshakes is from hands-on experience. Due to hygiene, I only network with rubber glove manufacturers."