"You can never be too early to stand around and wait. You can have a seat in this chair, after I cinch the noose around my neck and you kick it out from under my legs."
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
"If I die with a zillion dollars and you die with zero, our net worth is worthless. All that matters is the love we level across our lives."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"I don’t kind of like to be kind and like you—I love to be kind and love you."
"When she’s cuddled close, I feel there’s nothing I can’t do, and I can’t do nothing about it, because my heart is her heart for as long as she wants it."