I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been fee... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones."

"You’re used to being the smartest guy in the room. Solitary confinement will do that."

"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."

"I’m a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. And I didn’t even try! I simply waited. I’ll bet I could even do it in my sleep."

"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."