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"I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser."
"Goodbyes, they often come in waves."
"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"