Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lo... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time."

"I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was me!"

"The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I’d be OK."

"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."

"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"