Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lo... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."

"I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my better judgment, I can talk myself out of doing anything."

"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."

"On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones."

"The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I’d be OK."