I keep water in my pockets, as portable fish tanks. My love... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I keep water in my pockets, as portable fish tanks. My love letters often get soggy with sentimentality."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Poor is the man who thinks money makes him wealthy. Love is the true treasure, and the more you give away, the more you have."
"A tornado is the ultimate coffee grinder. Just add water, and you’ll wake the whole trailer park."
"I have a Rubik’s Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. My love for her only looks clear there."
"If you see me pushing a wheelbarrow full of animal balloons up a hill, it may be a Zen koan, or it may be buy two get a third for FREE."
"If you find yourself thirsting for my love, don’t forget that I sell straws in a variety of flavors. What is the price of romance? Good question. Today only it’s on sale for half-off wholesale prices. Everything must go. My entire inventory of straws is being liquidated."