I keep water in my pockets, as portable fish tanks. My love... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I keep water in my pockets, as portable fish tanks. My love letters often get soggy with sentimentality."
"I keep water in my pockets, as portable fish tanks. My love letters often get soggy with sentimentality."
"Love is like war, except without all the blood and death and stuff."
"I can sell you wine and I can sell you flowers, but I can't sell you romance, because that comes from your heart, and it's free."
"I drive as fast as four tire swings hanging from a tree branch in the middle of winter. I also make love with as much speed and rotation."
"An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for."
"She's beautiful, but so what? If the University of Florida taught me anything, it's that beautiful women are everywhere. The trick is to find the diamond among all the glittering cubic zirconias."