I keep water in my pockets, as portable fish tanks. My love... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I keep water in my pockets, as portable fish tanks. My love letters often get soggy with sentimentality."
"I keep water in my pockets, as portable fish tanks. My love letters often get soggy with sentimentality."
"The memory of her love shimmers the way white light ripples gently on the midnight river, and I am currently thirsting to swim in the current that will flow downstream into her wading and waiting arms."
"Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life."
"In high school I used to write my love notes backwards, so she'd have to flip the paper upside-down to read it. Either that or read it in a mirror, so she can see herself as I see her, and see why I admire her."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"Life goal: Swim in a lake full of soup, and instead of bathing suits we’ll wear Ziploc bags while we make love like we’re feeding the homeless."