"I’m a natural salesman. I sold my soul to the devil. I’m so shrewd that I got pennies on the dollar for it. Ha! Wait, a buyer who gets pennies on the dollar is the clever one in the deal. Damn it! Lucifer tricked me!"
"A #startup is as fragile as a flower, and it needs a garden and a gardener to help it grow. Those gardens are called Business Incubators."
"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."
"My new employer made me get a drug test, so I ripped off my shirt, flexed my muscles, and said, “You suspect me of taking steroids, don’t you?"
"There’s no reason to not be humble, because as great as you may be, you can always be greater."
"My past is black and my future is blank. My only canvas is the present. The best color to paint with is love."