"I’m a natural salesman. I sold my soul to the devil. I’m so shrewd that I got pennies on the dollar for it. Ha! Wait, a buyer who gets pennies on the dollar is the clever one in the deal. Damn it! Lucifer tricked me!"
"She moves through my memory the way the gentle river waves turn the setting sun's rays into a nostalgic light show."
"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."
"I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient Florida oak, and unlike the sunset, my love won't fade."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d fish through your window hoping to catch a smile."