"Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."