"I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don’t work there, I tell them I’d like to. But not today, as I’m sick."
"A chance meeting in a Kansas City coffee shop may take me months of planning and twice a day visits for over a year. But I already have my stunned, surprised, and shocked speech rehearsed for the moment I act like I had no idea she would be there."
"He’s right-handed, so I told him to draw his self-portrait with his left hand, because it’d look so ugly it’d look realistic. Since he’s a DC politician, I figured a little reality was needed in his life."
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"#Networking is people looking for people looking for people. As for me, I’m more of a birdwatcher."
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."