I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernail... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails."
"I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails."
"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."
"If religion is a crutch, then society is the broken foot."
"I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone."
"A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait."
"I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my better judgment, I can talk myself out of doing anything."