On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The charac... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"If you tell me I look like someone you know, I might get panicked and think you’re on to me. I thought nobody saw me abduct that guy and steal his identity."

"I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China!"

"Goodbyes, they often come in waves."

"I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead."

"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."