On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The charac... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The characters in my dream can vouch for me."
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"If religion is a crutch, then society is the broken foot."
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"I’m a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. And I didn’t even try! I simply waited. I’ll bet I could even do it in my sleep."
"She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I didn’t want to stir things up."