I wouldn’t advise making a four-year commitment to eventuall... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I wouldn’t advise making a four-year commitment to eventually land an $8.00/hour job. Skip college. Read Wikipedia for free instead."
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"On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The characters in my dream can vouch for me."
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time."
"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."