I wouldn’t advise making a four-year commitment to eventuall... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I wouldn’t advise making a four-year commitment to eventually land an $8.00/hour job. Skip college. Read Wikipedia for free instead."
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"I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermine the price of my crop."
"I’m a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. And I didn’t even try! I simply waited. I’ll bet I could even do it in my sleep."
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."