More quotes by Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

"My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun."
"I wish the masses of people would all follow my advice, because I'd throw it off a cliff."
"I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning."
"I wouldn't say I'm superficial, just averagely ficial."
"I always keep a Ziploc bag in my pocket, and wherever I go I fill up my bag with dirt, because my goal is to be the largest land holder in the world by the time I'm 42."