More quotes by Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

"If our destiny stems from our name, then I weep for the flower named Wilt."
"I don't like customer service, because I don't believe the customer should have to pay and help out too."
"If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people."
"I love having a ceiling fan, although sometimes I wish he wouldn't cheer so loud when I'm trying to sleep."
"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."