I make art for one person and one person only. And as soon a... - Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

"The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago."

"I have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always running out of space in my freezer."

"The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago."

"If writers write, then rangers range. And I’d like to wake up every morning and be a mother, so I could eat my own clothes."

"I’d love to work with an Asian guy named Wu Hu, because just saying his name would get me all pumped up and excited."