"I’d love to work with an Asian guy named Wu Hu, because just saying his name would get me all pumped up and excited."
"I’m glad scrambled eggs don’t have lips, because when I’m grinning over a hearty breakfast, it would really freak me out to see my breakfast grinning back. I’ve eaten a man for less than that."
"And then he said the next time he sees me the gloves are coming off. I said, "Doc, that‘s no way to perform a prostrate exam."
"I want to protect innocent people from sin by locking them in cages, where the evil can't get to them."
"I don't want to work a 9-5 job, because 20 hours a day is just too much."
"I love tables. And dancing. Oh, and I love table dancing, although Grandmother always says, "Wait until we're finished eating."