More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More