I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-ma... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."

"You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks. Let this be a lesson in love."

"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"

"I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot and buried decades ago."

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."