I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-ma... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Let love find you. Don’t go looking for it. The best way to attract a mate is to post an ad on Craigslist titled, “Have lube, will travel."

"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."

"You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without remembering that her hands are full because you insisted she carry all the groceries out to the car."

"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."

"Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too."