"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."