"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."
"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."
"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show."