"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too."
"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."
"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."
"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."