Her dancing inspires me to move. I used to be like a statue,... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Her dancing inspires me to move. I used to be like a statue, and now I am more like a mannequin. So much more fashionable, you know?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My past is black and my future is blank. My only canvas is the present. The best color to paint with is love."
"Relax. Just be. And be just."
"I once saw the world’s ugliest baby drown. But then I realized, “That’s not a baby, that’s a log. And it’s not drowning, it’s burning.” I wonder what it did to deserve that? It was probably a heretic."
"Some people grow cotton, while I have a t-shirt farm. The rainy season is when I get the most visitors."
"Vodka in the shape of a human body would be an excellent dancing partner. I'm a bring my own chaser kind of lover."