Her dancing inspires me to move. I used to be like a statue,... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Her dancing inspires me to move. I used to be like a statue, and now I am more like a mannequin. So much more fashionable, you know?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."
"Older doesn't necessarily mean wiser. Some trees live to be hundreds of years old, and what the fuck do they know?"
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."
"If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now."