I need a Caution: Slippery When Wet sign, because I just spi... - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

"At first sign of crisis, the ignorant don’t panic because they don’t know what’s going on, and then later they panic precisely because they don’t know what’s going on."

"Too bad Americans can’t export Awesome, because I have boxes and boxes of the stuff just lying around in my attic."

"I’m not going to lecture you on the error of your ways. Not until you fetch me a podium and a microphone. I’ll also need a screen, a projector, and a laser pointer."

"She asked me if I was seeing anybody else, and I said, No, the other woman is invisible."

"I used to be a bumper sticker kind of writer. Now I’m more developed, and my writing often takes up whole bumpers."