I need a Caution: Slippery When Wet sign, because I just spi... - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

"I need a Caution: Slippery When Wet sign, because I just spilled my ego all over the floor."

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