More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
"I’ve only been in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky finger. I could have held up my index finger, but I wasn’t in love that long."
"On a scale of 1 to extroverted, I’m a 3.14159. So is pi. I network like “the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.” Thanks, Wikipedia!"
"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."
"Instead of reciting her an original love poem using words, I think I’ll use my tongue to more creatively explore the deepest parts of her."