I could scarf down a scarf faster than I could eat any other... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I could scarf down a scarf faster than I could eat any other throat warmer, with the possible exception of your clenched hands around my neck."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"My hands will get dirty holding your rose-shaped heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive."
"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life."