I could scarf down a scarf faster than I could eat any other... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I could scarf down a scarf faster than I could eat any other throat warmer, with the possible exception of your clenched hands around my neck."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"There’s no reason to not be humble, because as great as you may be, you can always be greater."
"I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."
"When you find yourself in hot water, what else can you do but make a spot of tea? I still have a spot of tea on my shirt from yesterday."
"Telephone pole wires get in the way of great photos. Communication always gets in the way of communication."
"The truth is like a nipple: the more you twist it, the more somebody is going to get hurt."