You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks.... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."

"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."

"A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?"

"Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic."

"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."