You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks.... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?"

"Pain produces progress. So if you truly love me, you will try to hurt me as much as you can. If you really want me to grow as a person, you will water me with betrayal, abuse, neglect, derision, thievery, and possibly even torture."

"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."