More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More