You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks.... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."

"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."

"If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would best suit your relationship style. In this situation, vacuum cleaners might make the best lovers."