You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks.... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."

"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."

"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."

"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"

"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."