"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."
"Pain produces progress. So if you truly love me, you will try to hurt me as much as you can. If you really want me to grow as a person, you will water me with betrayal, abuse, neglect, derision, thievery, and possibly even torture."
"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."