"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"Two butterflies in two socks could walk faster than I can run. A love song will jog your memory like I jog like Roger Bannister in a wheelchair."
"I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot."
"To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."
"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."