"I said I made a special trip to get her favorite item, because it sounded more romantic than admitting I randomly had it already. Now that’s love."
"The heart sees what the eyes do not, and the heart hears what the ears cannot. Sight and sound are vibrations, and so is love."
"I keep water in my pockets, as portable fish tanks. My love letters often get soggy with sentimentality."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"Love with all your heart. And the rest of your body. Oh, and your mind, too."
"I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects."